It’s a sin to tell a lie

 

The crooner sang his heart out while Aunty Judy stood to one side and growled advice to the lovelorn:

	I love you, yes I do, I love you "Don't you be telling me any porkies, you'll go to a dark place...... If you break my heart I'll die “Wake up to yourself, you stupid bloody wuss…” So be sure it's true “… straight to hell...... “ When you say I love you “… silly bugger…” It's a sin to tell a lie “It's a bloody sin, and that means it's bloody wrong....you bloody drongo"